1. Sometimes, there’s just not enough chocolate.
2. Everything is fat free on the weekends!
3. Don't forget to get lots of rest to make up for the lack of sleep you got during the week.
4. Don't sign up to take a dessert to a neighborhood party. Why? Because you spend all night making it and then find out that everyone else has brought dessert and yours hardly gets touched.
5. There isn't enough time in the day. Do the weekends seem shorter to anyone else?
6. Never Ever let your 1 year old niece play with your expensive phone. Even when the screen is locked.
7. The Food Network is a good way of helping you take a nap during the middle of the day. Whenever I watch my favorite shows on the Food Network, It always relaxes me and I end up falling asleep.
9. Becoming tone deaf would be especially useful whilst enduring the practice of any instrument by a friend.
11. The bathroom is NEVER clean when you share it with 4 other people.